Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd February 2002

Dilbert//4697, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 23rd February 2002

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elbonia oversee construction nuclear power plant first order uranium director of security

Official transcript

Headline: In Elbonia. Dilbert says to two Elbonians, "I'm here to oversee the construction of the nuclear power plant."

Dilbert continues, "The first order of business is security for the uranium."

An Elbonian responds, "A pig ate it."

Dilbert exclaims, "What?! I demand to see your director of security!"

The Elbonian answers, "You'll have to wait; the pig ate him too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN EL BONIA I'M HERE TO OVERSEE CONSTRUCTION OF THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT.

THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS SECURITY FOR THE URANIUM.

A PIG ATE IT WHAT?! I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR DIRECTOR OF SECURITY!

YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT; THE PIG ATE HIM TOO.

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