Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd March 2002

Dilbert//4704, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 2nd March 2002

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criticize employees recreational criticising read email alice needs to talk

Official transcript

The Boss thinks, "I'm in a bad mood. Maybe I'll feel better if I criticize some employees."

The Boss approaches Dilbert and says, "I'm doing some recreational criticizing. What do you have for me?"

Dilbert responds, "E-mail."

The Boss yells, "You read e-mail like a chimp!"

Dilbert replies, "Alice said she needs to talk to you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M IN A BAD MOOD. MAYBE I'LL FEEL BETTER IF I CRITICIZE SOME EMPLOYEES I'M DOING SOME RECREATIONAL CRITICIZING. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ?

EMAIL YOU READ EMAIL LIKE A CHIMP!

ALICE SAID SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU.

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