Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th March 2002

Dilbert//4722, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 20th March 2002

Tags

need to know basis crawl space underhouse news don't believe news fake news

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on his couch. Dogbert approaches and says, "I'm putting you on a strict 'need to know' basis."

Dogbert continues, "And stay out of the crawl space under the house."

Dogbert continues, "And don't believe anything you see in the news for about six months."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PUTTING YOU ON A STRICT "NEED TO KNOW' BASIS.

AND STAY OUT OF THE CRAWL SPACE UNDER THE HOUSE.

AND DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SEE IN THE NEWS FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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