Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd April 2002

Dilbert//4736, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 3rd April 2002

Tags

next speaker athlete drugs booze inspirational

Official transcript

The Boss says into a microphone, "Our next speaker was a famous athlete until drugs and booze ruined his life."

A shaky, disheveled man walks towards The Boss and says, "Shank Hew Vewy Mush."

Alice turns to The Boss and says, "It's not inspirational until he stops doing those things."

The Boss asks, "What?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEXT SPEAKER WAS A FAMOUS ATHLETE UNTIL DRUGS AND BOOZE RUINED HIS LIFE.

SHANK HEW VEWY MUSH.

IT'S NOT INSPIRATIONAL UNTIL HE STOPS DOING THOSE THINGS.

WHAT?

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