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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th April 2002

Dilbert//4737, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 4th April 2002


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3 year anniversary first meeting project requirements probelm


Official transcript

Dilbert addresses a meeting, "Today is the three-year anniversary of our first meeting to discuss project requirements."

Dilbert continues, "And we're still discussing requirements. Does anyone else see a problem here?"

A coworker turns to Dilbert and says, "When you're done, can we talk about requirements?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TODAY IS THE THREE- YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST MEETING TO DISCUSS PROJECT REQUIREMENTS.

AND WE'RE STILL DISCUSSING REQUIREMENTS. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE A PROBLEM HERE?

WHEN YOU'RE DONE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT REQUIREMENTS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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