Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th April 2002

Dilbert//4757, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 24th April 2002

Tags

new reality leave reality don't like leave

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "It's a new reality. If you don't like it, you can leave!"

Dilbert raises his hand and asks, "Question: How can we leave reality? Aren't we always in it by definition?"

Dilbert looks around and sees that everyone around him is asleep. He says, "Never mind.. apparently everyone else knew what you meant."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S A NEW REALITY.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN LEAVE!

QUESTION: HOW CAN WE LEAVE REALITY? AREN'T WE ALWAYS IN IT BY DEFINITION?

NEVER MIND.

APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE KNEW WHAT YOU MEANT.

272Z 2zzz

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