Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th April 2002

Dilbert//4758, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 25th April 2002

Tags

key card tailgate network password voicemail stop working

Official transcript

An employee says, "What a day I'm having. First my key card doesn't work, so I have to tailgate into the building."

The employee continues, "Then my network password doesn't work. Now my voicemail doesn't work!"

The Boss grins as the employee continues, "Is it possible for anything else to stop working today?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT A DAY I'M HAVING. FIRST MY KEY CARD DOESN'T WORK, SO I HAVE TO TAILGATE INTO THE BUILDING.

THEN MY NETWORK PASSWORD DOESN'T WORK. NOW MY VOICEMAIL DOESN'T WORK!

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ELSE TO STOP WORKING TODAY?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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