Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th May 2002

Dilbert//4771, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 8th May 2002

Tags

interpersonal skills propaganda cd training cd intern looking for self imporvement

Official transcript

Asok says to Catbert, "I would like to improve my interpersonal skills."

Catbert responds, "Take this training CD back to your cube and go wild."

Asok sits at his computer in fear as the CD says, "Humans are weak. Computers are strong. Come, join our side."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WOULD LIKE TO IMPROVE MY INTERPERSONAL SKILLS.

TAKE THIS TRAINING CD BACK TO YOUR CUBE AND GO WILD.

HUMANS ARE WEAK.

COMPUTERS ARE STRONG. COME, JOIN OUR SIDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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