Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th May 2002

Dilbert//4787, first published 24 years ago on Friday 24th May 2002

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demoted spread rumors new boss fired clueless human doesn't work denial

Official transcript

Headline: Demoted. The Boss says to Wally, "I plan to spread rumors about our new boss until I'm fired."

The Boss continues, "I'll tell everyone that he's the most clueless human that ever lived. Hee hee!"

Wally responds, "Believe me, that doesn't work."

The Boss says, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEMOTED I PLAN TO SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT OUR NEW BOSS UNTIL I GET HIM FIRED.

I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT HE'S THE MOST CLUELESS HUMAN THAT EVER LIVED. HEE HEE!

BELIEVE ME, THAT DOESN'T WORK.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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