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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th May 2002

Dilbert//4788, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 25th May 2002


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gained empathy im not a loser promoted noble little people


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Maybe it's a good thing that I was demoted to work among you noble little people."

The Boss continues, "I have gained valuable empathy that will serve me well if I ever become a manager again."

Carol walks past and says, "You've been promoted."

The Boss exclaims, "Yee- Ha!! I'm not a loser!!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I WAS DEMOTED TO WORK AMONG YOU NOBLE LITTLE PEOPLE.

I HAVE GAINED A VALUABLE EMPATHY THAT WILL SERVE ME WELL IF I EVER BECOME A MANAGER AGAIN.

YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.

YEE-HA!!

I'M NOT A LOSER!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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