Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd October 2002

Dilbert//4919, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 3rd October 2002

Tags

win- win scenarios customer focused solutions actual prodcut sell partner shovel

Official transcript

Dilbert is meeting with a salesman. The salesman says, "We provide win-win scenarios and customer-focused solutions."

Dilbert responds, "Uh.. Okay.. But what is the actual product or service you sell?"

The salesman says, "We don't sell; we partner."

Dilbert responds, "I don't buy; I shovel."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE PROVIDE WIN-WIN SCENARIOS AND CUSTOMER-FOCUSED SOLUTIONS.

UH... OKAY..

BUT WHAT IS THE ACTUAL PRODUCT OR SERVICE YOU SELL?

WE DON'T SELL; WE PARTNER.

I DON'T BUY; I SHOVEL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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