Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th October 2002
Dilbert//4920, first published 24 years ago on Friday 4th October 2002
Tags
vendor integrates resources optimize performance technology integrated
Official transcript
Headline: The Vendor That Couldn't Describe His Company's Product. A salesman says, "It integrates the resources..."
The salesman continues, "To optimize the performance of technology."
Dilbert asks, "Yeah, but what is it?"
The salesman responds, "Hey, if you don't want your resources to be integrated, just say so."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE VENDOR THAT COULDN'T DESCRIBE HIS COMPANY'S PRODUCT IT INTEGRATES THE RESOURCES...
TO OPTIMIZE THE PERFORMANCE OF TECHNOLOGY.
YEAH, BUT WHAT IS IT?
HEY, IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR RESOURCES TO BE INTEGRATED, JUST SAY SO.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Integrated Resources"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in [insert publication], features Dilbert and his coworker discussing the integration of resources. The conversation begins with the coworker stating that the vendor couldn't describe their company's product, which integrates resources. Dilbert asks what this means, and the coworker responds by saying that if they don't want their resources to be integrated, they should just say so.
The comic strip highlights the importance of clear communication and understanding in the workplace, particularly when it comes to complex technical concepts like resource integration. It also pokes fun at the tendency for vendors to use buzzwords and jargon to sound impressive, without providing meaningful information. Overall, the comic strip provides a humorous commentary on the challenges of working with technology and the need for clear communication.
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