Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th October 2002

Dilbert//4920, first published 24 years ago on Friday 4th October 2002

Tags

vendor integrates resources optimize performance technology integrated

Official transcript

Headline: The Vendor That Couldn't Describe His Company's Product. A salesman says, "It integrates the resources..."

The salesman continues, "To optimize the performance of technology."

Dilbert asks, "Yeah, but what is it?"

The salesman responds, "Hey, if you don't want your resources to be integrated, just say so."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE VENDOR THAT COULDN'T DESCRIBE HIS COMPANY'S PRODUCT IT INTEGRATES THE RESOURCES...

TO OPTIMIZE THE PERFORMANCE OF TECHNOLOGY.

YEAH, BUT WHAT IS IT?

HEY, IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR RESOURCES TO BE INTEGRATED, JUST SAY SO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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