Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th October 2002

Dilbert//4921, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 5th October 2002

Tags

strategy council form a comittee produce document team create council ignores document business

Official transcript

During a meeting, The Boss says to Dilbert, "Dilbert, put together a team to decide who'll be on the strategy council."

Dilbert responds, "You want me to form a committee to create a committee that will produce a document that will be ignored?"

The Boss answers, "No, it's a team to create a council."

Wally raises his hand and asks, "Can I be on the team that ignores the document?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, PUT TOGETHER A TEAM TO DECIDE WHO'LL BE ON THE STRATEGY COUNCIL.

YOU WANT ME TO FORM A COMMITTEE TO CREATE A COMMITTEE THAT WILL PRODUCE A DOCUMENT THAT WILL BE IGNORED?

NO, IT'S A TEAM TO CREATE A COUNCIL.

CAN I BE ON THE TEAM THAT IGNORES THE DOCUMENT?

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