Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th October 2002

Dilbert//4922, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 6th October 2002

Tags

compost coot landscaping leadership skills listening long term potential performance review rating is feral squirrely thesaurus words ratings new words

Official transcript

Wally is sitting at his computer. The Boss approaches and says, "Wally, it's time for your annual performance review."

As they're walking to the conference room, The Boss says to Wally, "None of my usual words fit your situation."

They enter the conference room and take seats. The Boss continues, "So I had to hit the thesaurus pretty hard."

The Boss continues, "Your overall rating is 'feral.'"

The Boss continues, "Your leadership skills are rated 'squirrely.'"

The Boss continues, "And your teamwork is a solid 'coot.'"

The Boss continues, "Your long-term potential is to die in the landscaping and become compost."

After the meeting, Dilbert asks Wally, "How'd it go?"

Wally responds, "I wasn't really listening."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

NONE OF MY USUAL WORDS FIT YOUR SITUATION.

SO I HAD TO HIT THE THESAURUS PRETTY HARD.

YOUR OVERALL RATING IS "FERAL." YOUR LEADERSHIP SKILLS ARE RATED "SQUIRRELY." AND YOUR TEAMWORK IS A SOLID "COOT." YOUR LONG-TERM POTENTIAL IS TO DIE IN THE LANDSCAPING AND BECOME COMPOST.

HOW'D IT GO?

I WASN'T REALLY LISTENING.

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