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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th October 2002

Dilbert//4923, first published 24 years ago on Monday 7th October 2002


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tv ad eeffectivesness heard of company boring commercial viewers drift off ad money special hole


Official transcript

Dogbert says to Wally and The Boss, "A survey of your TV ad effectiveness shows that no one has heard of your company."

Dogbert continues, "Your ad only says your name once, at the end of a boring commercial when viewers have drifted off."

Dogbert holds up a drawing of Ratbert in a hole and says, "I recommend throwing your ad money into a special kind of hole."

The Boss responds, "When can we start?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

A SURVEY OF YOUR TV AD EFFECTIVENESS SHOWS THAT NO ONE HAS HEARD OF YOUR COMPANY.

YOUR AD ONLY SAYS YOUR NAME ONCE, AT THE END OF A BORING COMMERCIAL WHEN VIEWERS HAVE DRIFTED OFF I RECOMMEND THROWING YOUR AD MONEY INTO A WHEN CAN SPECIAL WE START?

KIND OF HOLE.

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