Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th October 2002

Dilbert//4942, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 26th October 2002

Tags

drop lawsuit fight dirty dispatch goons billy blanks on ur butt mother dilmom suing company family

Official transcript

Dilbert's mom is cooking dinner. Dilbert says to her, "Mom, you have to drop your lawsuit against my company. They fight dirty."

Dilbert's mom swings around and exclaims, "Bring 'em on! I've been watching my 'Tae Bo' videos! I'll dispatch their goons to hell!"

Dilbert says, "They sent me. I'm their goon."

Dilbert's mom waves her arms in the air and says, "After dinner, I'm going Billy Bonkers on your butt!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MOM, YOU HAVE TO DROP YOUR LAWSUIT AGAINST MY COMPANY.

THEY FIGHT DIRTY.

BRING 'EM ON!

I'VE BEEN WATCHING MY "TAE BO" VIDEOS!

I'LL DISPATCH THEIR GOONS TO HELL!

THEY SENT ME. I'M THEIR GOON.

AFTER DINNER, I'M GOING BILLY BLANKS ON YOUR BUTT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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