Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th October 2002

Dilbert//4944, first published 24 years ago on Monday 28th October 2002

Tags

get fired mother drop lawsuit despicable wesels enjoy challenge demand dna test family

Official transcript

Dilbert and his mom are eating dinner. Dilbert says, "Mom, I'll get fired unless you drop your lawsuit against my company."

Dilbert's mom replies, "Why do you work for a company that's managed by despicable weasels?"

Dilbert responds, "They tell me it's because I enjoy the challenge."

Dilbert's mom says, "I demand a DNA test."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MOM, I'LL GET FIRED UNLESS YOU DROP YOUR LAWSUIT AGAINST MY COMPANY.

WHY DO YOU WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT'S MANAGED BY DESPICABLE WEASELS?

THEY TELL ME IT'S BECAUSE I ENJOY THE CHALLENGE.

I DEMAND A DNA TEST.

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