Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th October 2002

Dilbert//4945, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 29th October 2002

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dogebrt attorney best defense ignorant stock manipulation convince judge dumber than chocolate outdoor las vegas photo convention

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert the Attorney. Dogbert says to The Boss, "Your best defense is to say you were ignorant of your company's stock manipulation."

Dogbert continues, "We need to convince a judge that you're dumber than chocolate pants at an outdoor Las Vegas photography convention."

The Boss replies, "I don't get that."

Dogbert says, "E-E-Excellent."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE ATTORNEY YOUR BEST DEFENSE IS TO SAY YOU WERE IGNORANT OF YOUR COMPANY'S STOCK MANIPULATION.

WE NEED TO CONVINCE A JUDGE THAT YOU'RE DUMBER THAN CHOCOLATE PANTS AT AN OUTDOOR LAS VEGAS PHOTOGRAPHY CONVENTION.

I DON'T GET THAT.

E-E-EXCELLENT.

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