Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th October 2002

Dilbert//4946, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 30th October 2002

Tags

client to dumb embezzle dogbert the lawyer calling jury dumb

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a jury, "I will prove that my client is too dumb to embezzle."

Dogbert continues, "Or, failing in that, I'll prove that you're too dumb to know he did it."

The judge starts, "Mister Dogbert..."

Dogbert interrupts, "Don't get me started about you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WILL PROVE THAT MY CLIENT IS TOO DUMB TO EMBEZZLE.

OR, FAILING IN THAT, I'LL PROVE THAT YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO KNOW HE DID IT.

MISTER DOGBERT.

DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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