Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st October 2002

Dilbert//4947, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 31st October 2002

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defendant guilty sentence tod eath deliberated heard evidence lenos monlogues not eveidence

Official transcript

The foreman of the jury says, "We find the defendant guilty and we sentence him to death."

A woman in the jury says, "Umm.. we haven't deliberated. We haven't even heard any evidence yet."

The foreman replies, "Okay, so, what I'm hearing is that Leno's monologue is NOT evidence?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY AND WE SENTENCE HIM TO DEATH.

UMM... WE HAVEN'T DELIBERATED. WE HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD ANY EVIDENCE YET.

OKAY, 50, WHAT I'M HEARING IS THAT LENO'S MONOLOGUE IS NOT EVIDENCE?

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