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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st October 2002

Dilbert//4947, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 31st October 2002


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defendant guilty sentence tod eath deliberated heard evidence lenos monlogues not eveidence


Official transcript

The foreman of the jury says, "We find the defendant guilty and we sentence him to death."

A woman in the jury says, "Umm.. we haven't deliberated. We haven't even heard any evidence yet."

The foreman replies, "Okay, so, what I'm hearing is that Leno's monologue is NOT evidence?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY AND WE SENTENCE HIM TO DEATH.

UMM... WE HAVEN'T DELIBERATED. WE HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD ANY EVIDENCE YET.

OKAY, 50, WHAT I'M HEARING IS THAT LENO'S MONOLOGUE IS NOT EVIDENCE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Trial of Leno's Monologue"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the trial of a defendant, where the jury is tasked with determining his guilt. However, the jury is distracted by the defendant's previous monologue, which they haven't heard. The jury is unsure if the monologue is evidence, leading to confusion and chaos in the courtroom. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of the legal system and the importance of attention to detail.

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