Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd December 2002

Dilbert//5000, first published 24 years ago on Monday 23rd December 2002

Tags

work out company gym jim the guard exhausting cow milk hamburgers

Official transcript

Alice is in exercise clothes. She approaches Tina and says, "Come work out with me."

Tina responds, "We don't have a company gym."

Alice says, "Try having a conversation with Jim the Security Guard: It's totally exhausting!"

Alice is at the security desk. Jim finishes, "... But a cow is not entirely full of milk; some of it is hamburgers!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COME WORK OUT WITH ME.

WE DON'T HAVE A COMPANY GYM.

TRY HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH JIM THE SECURITY GUARD; IT'S TOTALLY EXHAUSTING!

... BUT A COW IS NOT ENTIRELY FULL OF MILK; SOME OF IT IS HAMBURGERS!

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