Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th December 2002

Dilbert//5001, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 24th December 2002

Tags

anti itch lotion might cause itching customer list bear mean dogbert evil thinking hates people

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are walking outside. Dogbert says, "I plan to sell an anti-itch lotion that's really just honey."

Dogbert continues, "I'll put a disclaimer on the bottle that says, 'Might cause itching.'"

Dogbert continues, "And then I'll sell my customer list to bears."

Dilbert responds, "That's not nice."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO SELL AN ANTI - ITCH LOTION THAT'S REALLY JUST HONEY.

I'LL PUT A TINY DISCLAIMER ON THE BOTTLE THAT SAYS, " MIGHT CAUSE ITCHING." THAT'S NOT NICE.

AND THEN I'LL SELL MY CUSTOMER LIST TO BEARS.

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