Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st January 2003

Dilbert//5009, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 1st January 2003

Tags

selective breeding produce offspring no biometric impression no pulse no fingerprints no dna

Official transcript

Dilbert, Alice, and Wally are eating lunch. Wally says, "For thousands of generations the males in my family practiced selective breeding."

Wally continues, "The goal was to produce offspring that leave no biometric impression: no pulse, no fingerprints, no DNA."

Dilbert asks, "Why?"

Wally responds, "We like to ask, 'Why not?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR THOUSANDS OF GENERATIONS THE MALES IN MY FAMILY PRACTICED SELECTIVE BREEDING.

THE GOAL WAS TO PRODUCE OFFSPRING THAT LEAVE NO BIOMETRIC IMPRESSION: NO PULSE, NO FINGERPRINTS, NO DNA.

WHY?

WE LIKE TO ASK "WHY NOT?"

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