Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd January 2003

Dilbert//5010, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 2nd January 2003

Tags

dimwitted twins free long distance low cost video phones

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on the couch at home. Dogbert sits on the armrest and says, "My plan is to sell low-cost video-phones to dimwitted identical twins."

Dogbert continues, "I'll even throw in free long-distance calling because that's the kind of guy I am."

A man looks into a mirror and exclaims, "Gaaa!!! What are you doing at my girlfriend's house????"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PLAN IS TO SELL LOW-COST VIDEOPHONES TO DIMWITTED IDENTICAL TWINS.

I'LL EVEN THROW IN FREE LONG- DISTANCE CALLING BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM.

GAAA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE???

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Low-Cost Video-Phones"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, sitting on a couch with his girlfriend. He reveals his plan to sell low-cost video-phones, which are identical twins. The girlfriend is shocked and asks if he is doing it at his girlfriend's house. Dilbert responds by saying that he will even throw in free long-distance calling because that's the kind of guy he is.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's plan to sell low-cost video-phones
• The identical twins
• The girlfriend's reaction to the plan
• Dilbert's response to the girlfriend's question
• The mention of free long-distance calling

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of selling low-cost video-phones, with Dilbert's plan being the central focus. The girlfriend's reaction and Dilbert's response add to the comedic effect of the strip.

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