Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd January 2003

Dilbert//5010, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 2nd January 2003

Tags

dimwitted twins free long distance low cost video phones

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on the couch at home. Dogbert sits on the armrest and says, "My plan is to sell low-cost video-phones to dimwitted identical twins."

Dogbert continues, "I'll even throw in free long-distance calling because that's the kind of guy I am."

A man looks into a mirror and exclaims, "Gaaa!!! What are you doing at my girlfriend's house????"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PLAN IS TO SELL LOW-COST VIDEOPHONES TO DIMWITTED IDENTICAL TWINS.

I'LL EVEN THROW IN FREE LONG- DISTANCE CALLING BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM.

GAAA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE???

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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