Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th January 2003

Dilbert//5012, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 4th January 2003

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investigative reporter garbage dumps wasteful car tires park boss wasteful

Official transcript

Headline: Investigative Reporter. A reporter and cameraman follow The Boss out of the building. The reporter says, "Explain why your company dumps garbage in the park."

The Boss climbs into his giant car. The reporter continues, "And why do you drive such a huge, wasteful vehicle?"

The Boss approaches Asok and says, "I need you to scrape something off my tires and take it to the park."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER EXPLAIN WHY YOUR COMPANY DUMPS GARBAGE IN THE PARK.

AND WHY DO YOU DRIVE SUCH A HUGE, WASTEFUL VEHICLE?

I NEED YOU TO SCRAPE SOMETHING OFF MY TIRES AND TAKE IT TO THE PARK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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