Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th January 2003

Dilbert//5013, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 5th January 2003

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boss delight lower pay new member project team shirt backwards

Official transcript

The Boss introduces a coworker to Dilbert, "Dilbert, I got a new member for your project team."

The coworker extends his hand and says, "My name is Ron but everyone calls me Mo. I don't know why."

Dilbert asks, "Mo, why is your shirt on backward?"

Mo looks down and exclaims, "What??! Again??!"

Mo extends his arms and says, "Stand back. I'll try to fix it by quickly turning around."

Mo spins and exclaims, "Aaagh! Hu-aah!"

Mo is turned away from Dilbert. Mo says, "Oh, great. Now Dilbert is gone. I must have entered another dimension."

Dilbert looks at Mo from behind, puzzled. Dilbert approaches The Boss and says, "Please tell me that his pay is lower than mine."

The Boss grins and thinks, "I love this part."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

. I GOT A NEW MEMBER FOR YOUR PROJECT TEAM.

MY NAME IS RON BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME MO. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

MO, WHY IS YOUR SHIRT ON BACKWARD?

WHAT??!

AGAIN??!

STAND BACK. I'LL TRY TO FIX IT BY QUICKLY TURNING AROUND.

AAAGH!

HU-RAH!

OH, GREAT. NOW DILBERT IS GONE.

I MUST HAVE ENTERED ANOTHER DIMENSION.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT HIS PAY IS LOWER THAN MINE.

I LOVE THIS PART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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