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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th January 2003

Dilbert//5014, first published 23 years ago on Monday 6th January 2003


Tags

self evaluation performance review core values honesty integrity wally dishonest


Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR SELF- EVALUATION SO I CAN WRITE YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

REMEMBER TO RATE YOURSELF ON OUR CORE VALUES OF HONESTY AND INTEGRITY.

WALLY CLAIMS HE DID NO WORK THIS YEAR. BUT HE'S DISHONEST, SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Honesty and Integrity"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, in a humorous exchange with his boss.

  • Scene 1: Dilbert's boss asks him to rate himself on honesty and integrity, implying that he needs to evaluate his performance.
  • Scene 2: Dilbert responds by stating that he did no work this year, but claims to be dishonest, which is ironic given the context.
  • Scene 3: The punchline is delivered when Dilbert's boss points out that he can't be sure if Dilbert is telling the truth or not, adding to the comedic effect.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of self-evaluation and the challenges of assessing one's own honesty and integrity.

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