Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th January 2003

Dilbert//5015, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 7th January 2003

Tags

eat headquarters misunderstand mouth need shreded shredder

Open source transcript

ALL SHREDDERS ARE BEING CENTRALIZED AT OUR CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS.

IF YOU NEED SOMETHING SHREDDED, GIVE IT TO ASOK.

DUDE, I THINK HE MEANT YOU WOULD TAKE IT TO THE SHREDDERS.

MOUTH.

50... DRY

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