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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th January 2003

Dilbert//5016, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 8th January 2003


Tags

alice mulitask one person schedule second task two task write a patch timeline


Open source transcript

HOW DO I MAKE THIS SOFTWARE SCHEDULE ONE PERSON TO TWO TASKS AT THE SAME TIME?

I CAN WRITE A PATCH THAT INSERTS NEW MONTHS IN THE TIMELINE.

AND THE SECOND TASK IS DUE ON THE FIFTEENTH OF FLOOPUARY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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