Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th January 2003

Dilbert//5017, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 9th January 2003

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40 hours everyone likes asok minute old new system work one computer extreme programming

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally, Dilbert, Asok, and Alice, "We're going to try something called Extreme Programming."

The Boss continues, "First, pick a partner. The two of you will work at one computer for forty hours a week."

Dilbert and Alice jump on Asok and cling to him. Wally says, "The new system is a minute old and I already hate everyone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE GOING TO TRY SOMETHING CALLED EXTREME PROGRAMMING.

FIRST, PICK A PARTNER. THE TWO OF YOU WILL WORK AT ONE COMPUTER FOR FORTY HOURS A WEEK.

THE NEW SYSTEM IS A MINUTE OLD AND I ALREADY HATE EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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