Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th January 2003

Dilbert//5018, first published 23 years ago on Friday 10th January 2003

Tags

extreme programming ruin my life user story features

Official transcript

Headline: Extreme Programming. Dilbert says to a business associate, "I can't give you all of these features in the first version."

Dilbert continues, "And each feature needs to have what we call a 'user story.'"

The business associate responds, "Okay, here's a story: you give me all of my features or I'll ruin your life.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXTREME PROGRAMMING I CAN'T GIVE YOU ALL OF THESE FEATURES IN THE FIRST VERSION.

AND EACH FEATURE NEEDS TO HAVE WHAT WE CALL A "USER STORY." OKAY, HERE'S A STORY: YOU GIVE ME ALL OF MY FEATURES OR I'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE.

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