Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th January 2003

Dilbert//5019, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 11th January 2003

Tags

extreme programming

Official transcript

Headline: Extreme Programming. Wally and Dilbert are sitting at one computer. The Boss approaches and says, "The two of you will be a code-writing team."

The Boss continues, "Studies prove that two programmers on one computer is the most productive arrangement."

Dilbert types with a furrowed brow. Wally says, "Sometimes I can whistle through both nostrils. I've saved a fortune in harmonicas."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXTREME PROGRAMMING THE TWO OF YOU WILL BE A CODE-WRITING TEAM.

STUDIES PROVE THAT TWO PROGRAMMERS ON ONE COMPUTER IS THE MOST PRODUCTIVE ARRANGEMENT.

SOMETIMES I CAN WHISTLE THROUGH BOTH NOSTRILS. I'VE SAVED A FORTUNE IN HARMONICAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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