Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th January 2003

Dilbert//5021, first published 23 years ago on Monday 13th January 2003

Tags

cash conflicts if interest corporate skin huge failures no red flags potential client track record

Official transcript

A man with hair pointy like antennae approaches The Boss and says, "Hello, potential client. I'm a consultick."

The consultick continues, "I'll burrow into your corporate skin, suck your cash and never leave."

The consultick continues, "My firm has a track record of huge consulting failures and conflicts of interest!"

The Boss thinks, "No red flags."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO , POTENTIAL CLIENT. I'M A CONSULTICK.

I'LL BURROW INTO YOUR CORPORATE SKIN, SUCK YOUR CASH AND NEVER LEAVE.

MY FIRM HAS A TRACK RECORD OF HUGE CONSULTING FAILURES AND CONFLICTS OF INTEREST!

NO RED FLAGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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