Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th January 2003

Dilbert//5022, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 14th January 2003

Tags

bad advice burrowing in torso consultick implement

Official transcript

Headline: The Consultick. The Boss introduces the consultick to a meeting, "He'll do more than give us bad advice.."

The Boss continues, "He'll also make sure we can't implement it without him."

The consultick leans over and sticks his hair into The Boss's stomach. The Boss exclaims, "Ha ha! How he's burrowing into my torso, and I've convinced myself it's okay."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CONSULTICK HELL DO MORE THAN GIVE US BAD ADVICE...

HE'LL ALSO MAKE SURE WE CAN'T IMPLEMENT IT WITHOUT HIM.

HA HA! NOW HE'S BURROWING INTO MY TORSO, AND I'VE CONVINCED MYSELF IT'S OKAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Consultick"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a consultant, Dilbert, who is being instructed by his client to implement a solution without his involvement.
• Dilbert is amused by the absurdity of the situation and decides to take matters into his own hands.
• He burrows into his client's torso, much to the client's surprise and dismay.
• The client is left wondering how to proceed, while Dilbert remains confident in his unconventional approach.

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