Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th January 2003

Dilbert//5023, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 15th January 2003

Tags

losing cash operate immediately removal service operate immediatley

Official transcript

The consultick has burrowed himself all the way through The Boss' torso. Dogbert says, "It looks like you need 'Dogbert's Consultant Removal Service.'"

Dogbert continues, "He's in there good. You must be losing a lot of cash."

The Boss bends over and Dogbert lifts up the back of his jacket. The consultick's head is sticking out of The Boss' back and his hand is in The Boss' pocket. Dogbert says, "It already spread to your wallet. I'll have to operate immediately."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED "DOGBERT'S CONSULTANT REMOVAL SERVICE." HE'S IN THERE GOOD.

YOU MUST BE LOSING A LOT OF CASH.

IT ALREADY SPREAD TO YOUR WALLET.

I'LL HAVE TO OPERATE IMMEDIATELY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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