Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th January 2003

Dilbert//5024, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 16th January 2003

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body in body knife one will die recommends killing save one life only one or the other

Official transcript

Dogbert is standing on a stool. The Boss is sitting across from him; the consultick is still inside The Boss' torso. Dogbert says, "I can either save your life or the consultant's life, but one of you will die."

The Boss replies, "Give us a minute to discuss it."

The Boss stands and says, "He recommends that you kill me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN EITHER SAVE YOUR LIFE OR THE CONSULTANT'S LIFE, BUT ONE OF YOU WILL DIE.

GIVE US A MINUTE TO DISCUSS IT.

HE RECOMMENDS THAT YOU KILL ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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