Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th February 2003

Dilbert//5058, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 19th February 2003

Tags

100 hrs a week ask for raise top secret facilit super genius resume honest take one know one

Official transcript

An interviewee says to The Boss, "If you hire me, I'll work a hundred hours a week and never ask for a raise!"

The interviewee continues, "I went to school at a top-secret facility for super geniuses; that's why it's not on my resume."

The Boss says to Catbert, "And I'm sure it's all true because he says he's honest!"

Catbert replies, "Apparently it doesn't take one to know one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HIRE ME, I'LL WORK A HUNDRED HOURS A WEEK AND NEVER ASK FOR A RAISE!

I WENT TO SCHOOL AT A TOP-SECRET FACILITY FOR SUPER GENIUSES; THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT ON MY RESUME.

AND I'M SURE IT'S ALL TRUE BECAUSE HE SAYS HE'S HONEST!

APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T TAKE ONE TO KNOW ONE.

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