Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th March 2003

Dilbert//5091, first published 23 years ago on Monday 24th March 2003

Tags

no budget project budget begger laughed guts up

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "There's no budget for your project; you need to tin-cup it."

Dilbert asks, "What?"

The Boss says, "Be like a beggar and ask each department to give you a bit of their budget."

Dilbert is sitting next to a man whose organs are coming out of his mouth. Dilbert says, "Well, now that you've laughed your guts out, do you feel better?"

The man replies, "Erk!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S NO BUDGET FOR YOUR PROJECT; YOU NEED TO TIN-CUP IT.

WHAT?

BE LIKE A BEGGAR AND ASK EACH DEPARTMENT TO GIVE YOU A BIT OF THEIR BUDGET.

WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE LAUGHED YOUR GUTS OUT, DO YOU FEEL BETTER?

ERK!

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