Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd April 2003

Dilbert//5100, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 2nd April 2003

Tags

enjoy opportunity new paranoid employee not invied plotting peri noid perimeno

Official transcript

Headline: Peri Noid. Dilbert, Alice, and Peri Noid are sitting. Alice says to Dilbert, "We'll have the data by Tuesday."

Peri Noid asks, "How do you know that?"

Peri Noid says, "You must be getting invited to meetings and then saying, 'Don't invite Peri.'"

Alice turns to Dilbert and asks, "Would it be wrong to enjoy this opportunity?"

Peri points her finger and exclaims, "Plotting!! Right there!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PERI NOID WELL HAVE THE DATA BY TUESDAY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU MUST BE GETTING INVITED TO MEETINGS AND THEN SAYING, "DON'T INVITE PERI." WOULD IT BE WRONG PLOTTING!!

TO ENJOY THIS OPPOR- RIGHT TUNITY?

THERE!!!

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