Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st April 2003

Dilbert//5119, first published 23 years ago on Monday 21st April 2003

Tags

hostile work environment continuous pressure work work and drink forty cups cutting back

Official transcript

Wally enters The Boss' office and says, "You're creating a hostile work environment."

Wally continues, "It's like there's continuous pressure to work."

Wally shakes and exclaims, "But I'm only one person; I can't work and drink coffee!"

The Boss replies, "I'm cutting you back to forty cups a day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE CREATING A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

IT'S LIKE THERE'S CONTINUOUS PRESSURE ON ME TO WORK.

BUT I'M ONLY ONE PERSON; I CAN'T WORK AND DRINK COFFEE!

I'M CUTTING YOU BACK TO FORTY CUPS A DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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