Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd April 2003

Dilbert//5120, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 22nd April 2003

Tags

down to 40 cups won't survive lucky coffe rehab

Official transcript

Catbert says to Wally, "Wally, I'm sending you to a coffee rehab program."

Wally exclaims, "Gaaa!!!"

Catbert says, "They'll get you down to forty cups a day."

Wally exclaims, "Not double digits!!!"

Wally is escorted out. He yells, "You monster!!! I won't survive!!!"

Catbert says, "If you're lucky."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'M SENDING YOU TO A COFFEE REHAB PROGRAM.

GAAA!!!

THEY'LL GET YOU DOWN TO FORTY CUPS A DAY.

NOT DOUBLE DIGITS!!!

11/ YOU MONSTER!!!

I WON'T SURVIVE!!!

IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Monster Coffee"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, in a humorous exchange with his boss.

• Dilbert is sent to a coffee rehab program by his boss, who claims that he drinks too much coffee.
• Dilbert is skeptical of the program and questions its effectiveness.
• He points out that he is not a monster and that he does not need to survive, implying that he is not addicted to coffee.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of coffee addiction and the absurdity of sending someone to rehab for it.

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