Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd April 2003

Dilbert//5120, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 22nd April 2003

Tags

down to 40 cups won't survive lucky coffe rehab

Official transcript

Catbert says to Wally, "Wally, I'm sending you to a coffee rehab program."

Wally exclaims, "Gaaa!!!"

Catbert says, "They'll get you down to forty cups a day."

Wally exclaims, "Not double digits!!!"

Wally is escorted out. He yells, "You monster!!! I won't survive!!!"

Catbert says, "If you're lucky."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'M SENDING YOU TO A COFFEE REHAB PROGRAM.

GAAA!!!

THEY'LL GET YOU DOWN TO FORTY CUPS A DAY.

NOT DOUBLE DIGITS!!!

11/ YOU MONSTER!!!

I WON'T SURVIVE!!!

IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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