Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd April 2003

Dilbert//5121, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 23rd April 2003

Tags

coffee rehab no tea look in bag no soda no luaggage carry yourself

Official transcript

Headline: Coffee Rehab. A nurse comes towards Wally and says, "No soda, no tea, no chocolate."

Wally is clenching his teeth and sweating. The nurse continues, "You're allowed one piece of luggage and you have to carry it yourself."

Wally runs past the nurse holding a huge coffee mug-shaped suitcase. The nurse says, "I might want to take a look inside that bag."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COFFEE REHAB NO SODA, NO TEA, NO CHOCOLATE.

YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE PIECE OF LUGGAGE AND YOU HAVE TO CARRY IT YOURSELF.

I MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK INSIDE THAT BAG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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