Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th April 2003

Dilbert//5122, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 24th April 2003

Tags

coffee rehadb rip beard death state name coffee addicting withdrawl sleeping mean nasty cutting violent falls asleep medical

Official transcript

Headline: Coffee Rehab. A man stands at a podium and says, "State your name and how long you've been without coffee."

The audience is asleep except for one angry patient who says, "I am going to rip off your little beard and beat you to death with it."

The man at the podium thinks to himself, "Don't panic... wait... wait...."

The angry patient continues, "And then I'll... um... zzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzz."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COFFEE REHAB STATE YOUR NAME AND HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN WITHOUT COFFEE.

I AM GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR LITTLE BEARD AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT.

DON'T PANIC WAIT WAIT AND THEN I'LL...UM ZZZZZZZ Zzzzz zzz.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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