Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th April 2003

Dilbert//5122, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 24th April 2003

Tags

coffee rehadb rip beard death state name coffee addicting withdrawl sleeping mean nasty cutting violent falls asleep medical

Official transcript

Headline: Coffee Rehab. A man stands at a podium and says, "State your name and how long you've been without coffee."

The audience is asleep except for one angry patient who says, "I am going to rip off your little beard and beat you to death with it."

The man at the podium thinks to himself, "Don't panic... wait... wait...."

The angry patient continues, "And then I'll... um... zzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzz."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COFFEE REHAB STATE YOUR NAME AND HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN WITHOUT COFFEE.

I AM GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR LITTLE BEARD AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT.

DON'T PANIC WAIT WAIT AND THEN I'LL...UM ZZZZZZZ Zzzzz zzz.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Coffee Rehab"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a man who is asked to state his name and how long he has been without coffee. He responds that he will "rip off his little beard and beat [himself] to death with it" if he doesn't get coffee soon. The other men in the room start to panic, with one of them shouting "don't panic... wait... and then I'll... um... zzzzzz zzzz." The man is shown standing at a podium, looking frazzled and desperate for coffee. The comic strip is a humorous take on the importance of coffee in daily life.

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