Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th April 2003

Dilbert//5123, first published 23 years ago on Friday 25th April 2003

Tags

coffee rehab program blame location world headquaters recidivism rate

Official transcript

The speaker greets Wally, "Wally, congratulations on finishing the coffee rehab program."

A cab is waiting for Wally. The speaker says, "Our recidivism rate isn't too hot. Our critics blame our location."

Wally's cab is parked in front of Starbucks World Headquarters. A voice from inside the building asks, "Who's swimming in our vat?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CONGRATULATIONS ON FINISHING THE COFFEE REHAB PROGRAM.

OUR RECIDIVISM RATE ISN'T TOO HOT. OUR CRITICS BLAME OUR LOCATION.

WHO'S SWIMMING IN OUR VAT?

STARBUCKS WORLD HEADQUARTERS

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