Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th April 2003

Dilbert//5124, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 26th April 2003

Tags

processor load took advice laser pointers light sabers

Official transcript

Dilbert points to a slide and says, "Our breakthrough came when we distributed the processor load."

The Boss, Asok, and Alice are sitting. Asok raises his arms and exclaims, "It's about time that you took my advice! Hallelujah! Good for you!"

Dilbert says, "If laser pointers were light sabers, you'd be looking for your torso."

Asok responds, "Ha ha! You're using my joke! Good one!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR BREAKTHROUGH CAME WHEN WE DISTRIBUTED THE PROCESSOR LOAD.

PROCESSORS IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT YOU TOOK MY ADVICE!

HALLELUJAH! GOOD FOR YOU!

IF LASER POINTERS WERE LIGHT SABERS, YOU'D BE LOOKING FOR YOUR TORSO.

HA HA!

YOU'RE USING MY JOKE!

GOOD ONE!

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