Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th May 2003

Dilbert//5140, first published 23 years ago on Monday 12th May 2003

Tags

write rebuttal technical recommendation reject rebuttal mock yourself got to bed

Official transcript

The Boss hands Dilbert a document and says, "Write a rebuttal to this technical recommendation so I can reject it."

Dilbert responds, "I can't write a rebuttal to my own recommendation!"

Dilbert comes home and says to Dogbert, "... Then I had to write myself up for insubordination."

Dogbert replies, "Mock yourself and go to bed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WRITE A REBUTTAL TO THIS TECHNICAL RECOMMENDATION SO I CAN REJECT IT.

I CAN'T WRITE A REBUTTAL TO MY OWN RECOMMENDATION!

.THEN I HAD TO WRITE MYSELF UP FOR INSUBORDINATION.

YOURSELF AND GO TO BED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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