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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th May 2003

Dilbert//5141, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 13th May 2003


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ruler of heck devils advocate do devil work not certified sarcastic good time move on


Official transcript

The Boss introduces Phil to a meeting, "I've hired Phil, the ruler of heck, to act as devil's advocate."

Phil responds, "I'm not certified to do devil work. The best I can do is roll my eyes and be sarcastic."

The Boss says, "Okay... moving on..."

Phil rolls his eyes and says, "Oh yeah, this is a good time to move on."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE HIRED PHIL, THE RULER OF HECK, TO ACT AS DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

I'M NOT CERTIFIED TO DO DEVIL WORK.

THE BEST I CAN DO IS ROLL MY EYES AND BE SARCASTIC.

OKAY...

MOVING ON..

OH YEAH, THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO MOVE ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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