Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th May 2003

Dilbert//5142, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 14th May 2003

Tags

corner cubicle most pretigious entre row control window harness sun no screen glare

Official transcript

Alice enters Dilbert's cubicle and says, "The corner cubicle opened up. I plan to make it mine."

Alice chuckles and says continues, "That's right: I'll be sitting in the most prestigious cubicle in the entire row! Fear me!"

Alice laughs harder and adds, "Buwaha! From there I will control the window shades and harness the sun!"

Dilbert responds, "Please.. no screen glare."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CORNER CUBICLE OPENED UP. I PLAN TO MAKE IT MINE.

THAT'S RIGHT: I'LL BE SITTING IN THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS CUBICLE IN THE ENTIRE ROW!

FEAR ME!

BUWAHA!! FROM THERE I WILL CONTROL THE WINDOW SHADES AND HARNESS THE SUN!

PLEASE NO SCREEN GLARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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