Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th May 2003

Dilbert//5143, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 15th May 2003

Tags

corner cubicle window control mad woman giant magnifiying glass life support

Official transcript

Dilbert approaches Wally and says, "Alice moved into the corner cubicle and claimed control over the window shades!"

Wally exclaims, "Gaaa!!"

Dilbert says, "Our life support systems will be in the hands of a madwoman!"

Wally is sweating and panicked. He says, "Maybe she'll be kind."

Alice is holding on to a giant magnifying glass that she's attached to her cubicle wall."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE MOVED INTO THE CORNER CUBICLE AND CLAIMED CONTROL OVER THE WINDOW SHADES!

GAAA!!

OUR LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS WILL BE IN THE HANDS OF A MADWOMAN!

MAYBE SHE'LL BE KIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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