Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th May 2003
Dilbert//5143, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 15th May 2003
Tags
corner cubicle window control mad woman giant magnifiying glass life support
Official transcript
Dilbert approaches Wally and says, "Alice moved into the corner cubicle and claimed control over the window shades!"
Wally exclaims, "Gaaa!!"
Dilbert says, "Our life support systems will be in the hands of a madwoman!"
Wally is sweating and panicked. He says, "Maybe she'll be kind."
Alice is holding on to a giant magnifying glass that she's attached to her cubicle wall."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
ALICE MOVED INTO THE CORNER CUBICLE AND CLAIMED CONTROL OVER THE WINDOW SHADES!
GAAA!!
OUR LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS WILL BE IN THE HANDS OF A MADWOMAN!
MAYBE SHE'LL BE KIND.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Alice's Life Support"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, standing in front of a window. He is holding a red and black object, which appears to be a control device. Alice, a woman with long brown hair, is seated at her desk, wearing a pink sweater and holding a large magnifying glass.
Panel 1:
Dilbert: "Alice moved into the corner cubicle and claimed control over the window shades!"
Panel 2:
Dilbert: "Our life support systems will be in the hands of a madwoman!"
Panel 3:
Dilbert: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 4:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 5:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 6:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 7:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 8:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 9:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 10:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 11:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 12:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 13:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 14:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 15:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 16:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 17:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 18:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 19:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 20:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 21:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 22:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 23:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 24:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 25:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 26:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 27:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 28:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 29:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 30:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 31:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 32:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 33:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 34:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 35:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 36:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 37:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 38:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 39:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 40:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 41:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 42:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 43:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 44:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 45:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 46:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 47:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 48:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 49:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 50:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 51:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 52:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 53:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 54:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 55:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 56:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 57:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 58:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 59:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 60:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 61:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 62:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 63:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
Panel 64:
Alice: "Gaaa!!"
Panel 65:
Alice: "Maybe she'll be kind."
**Panel 66
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