Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th May 2003

Dilbert//5144, first published 23 years ago on Friday 16th May 2003

Tags

alice giant magnifying glass death ray too warm head too warm

Official transcript

Catbert says to Alice, "Alice, I understand you've been using a giant magnifying glass as a death ray in the office."

Alice responds, "It's not a death ray, I use it only to burn off toupees."

Catbert replies, "Oh.. that's okay."

A co-worker asks Dilbert, "Is your head too warm? My toupee is too warm."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE BEEN USING A GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS AS A DEATH RAY IN THE OFFICE.

IT'S NOT A DEATH RAY.

I USE IT ONLY TO BURN OFF TOUPEES.

...

THAT'S OKAY.

IS YOUR HEAD TOO WARM? MY HEAD IS TOO WARM.

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